If you’ve never been to Springfield, then you haven’t experienced one of the most entertaining and witty shows in television history. The Simpsons is unrivaled in its satirical quality and is quite possibly one of the funniest shows in television history. It’s already the longest-running prime time series. Long before Seinfeld redefined the traditional sitcom, The Simpsons transformed the animated genre into a ratings boon once again. Its success opened the door for a number of great series such The Family Guy, Futurama, and King Of The Hill. With an endless number of crazy and eccentric characters, The Simpsons is one of the funniest shows you will ever see…
The Simpsons (Season 5) DVD offers a number of hilarious episodes including the season premiere “Homer’s Barbershop Quartet” in which Homer tells Bart and Lisa the story of his early brush with fame as a member of “The Be Sharps” – a barbershop quartet composed of Homer, Principal Skinner, Apu, and Barney (who replaced Chief Wiggum at the request of a music rep). The Be Sharps take the world by storm, performing for President Reagan and Johnny Carson. Eventually, the band is destroyed by Homer’s bad song writing and Barney’s new Asian girlfriend… Other notable episodes from Season 5 include “Rosebud” (a satire of Citizen Kane, but with Mr. Burns in the starring role) and “Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy” in which Lisa protests the stereotypical and sexists remarks made by a talking Malibu Stacy doll (her efforts eventually lead to a new product design which bombs in the marketplace)…
Below is a list of episodes included on The Simpsons (Season 5) DVD:
Episode 82 (Homer’s Barbershop Quartet) Air Date: 09-30-1993
Episode 83 (Cape Feare) Air Date: 10-07-1993
Episode 84 (Homer Goes to College) Air Date: 10-14-1993
Episode 85 (Rosebud) Air Date: 10-21-1993
Episode 86 (Treehouse of Horror 4) Air Date: 10-28-1993
Episode 87 (Marge on the Lam) Air Date: 11-04-1993
Episode 88 (Bart’s Inner Child) Air Date: 11-11-1993
Episode 89 (Boy Scoutz N’ the Hood) Air Date: 11-18-1993
Episode 90 (The Last Temptation of Homer) Air Date: 12-09-1993
Episode 91 ($pringfield) Air Date: 12-16-1993
Episode 92 (Homer the Vigilante) Air Date: 01-06-1994
Episode 93 (Bart Gets Famous) Air Date: 02-03-1994
Episode 94 (Homer and Apu) Air Date: 02-10-1994
Episode 95 (Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy) Air Date: 02-17-1994
Episode 96 (Deep Space Homer) Air Date: 02-24-1994
Episode 97 (Homer Loves Flanders) Air Date: 03-17-1994
Episode 98 (Bart Gets an Elephant) Air Date: 03-31-1994
Episode 99 (Burns’ Heir) Air Date: 04-14-1994
Episode 100 (Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song) Air Date: 04-28-1994
Episode 101 (The Boy Who Knew Too Much) Air Date: 05-05-1994
Episode 102 (Lady Bouvier’s Lover) Air Date: 05-12-1994
Episode 103 (Secrets of a Successful Marriage) Air Date: 05-19-1994
Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Anne Hathaway, Jackie Mason, Neve Campbell and the late Eartha Kitt are among the guest voices on the upcoming groundbreaking 21st season of “The Simpsons.” “The Simpsons”, which is now officially the longest running comedy in the history of television, airs on Fox on Dish Network on Sunday nights at 8 p.m. ET/PT. Fox is found on channel 25 in the Boston area. I make sure I have my Dish Network DVR set so it records.In the season premiere episode, entitled “Homer The Whopper,” Comic Book Guy casts Homer as the lead in “Everyman,” a feature film based on the new comic book superhero he created. To whip Homer into superhero shape, the movie studio hires celebrity fitness trainer Lyle McCarthy (guest voice Rogen), but Homer has trouble sticking to his new healthy regimen. This episode was also co-written by Rogen. It will air on September 27. In another episode entitled “Pranks and Greens,” Jonah Hill will lend his voice to Andy, a former Springfield Elementary student who is hailed as the best prankster ever. Neve Campbell will voice Cassandra, a Wiccan accused of blinding the town with a spell in “Rednecks and Broomsticks.”Jackie Mason returns as Krusty the Clown’s father Rabbi Krustofsky in “Once Upon a Time in Springfield,” in which Krusty ends up falling in love with the actress who plays a new character on his show Princess Penelope (guest voice Anne Hathaway). Eartha Kitt, who died in December 2008, also lends her voice talents to the episode. Additional guest stars paying Springfield a visit in the 21st season include Coldplay’s Chris Martin, comedienne Sarah Silverman, football greats/brothers Eli and Peyton Manning, sportscaster Bob Costas, UFC champion Chuck Liddell and actress Angela Bassett. To kick off the “Best. 20 Years. Ever.,” Fox will broadcast a year-long global 20th anniversary celebration of all things “Simpsons.” The year will conclude with The Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special IN 3-D! on Ice! produced and directed by Academy Award-nominated filmmaker Morgan Spurlock, of Super-Size Me fame. For example, beginning Monday, November 9 and continuing through Sunday, Nov. 15, fans can watch FOX to uncover “Simpsons” tributes and clues featured in primetime programming (such as “Lie To Me,” “So You Think You Can Dance,” “House,” and “‘Til Death.”) and in promos. Viewers who spot the clues will then be able to log on to fox.com for an opportunity to win daily prizes and to enter to win an ultimate grand prize! I’ve always had my Dish Network DVR set to record “The Simpsons” for as longas I’ve had it. I’ve watched since the beginning and Sunday nights just wouldn’t be the same without my favorite yellow family. In a way, it’s weirdly reliable because it’ always there. The show has definitely had its ups and downs (Seasons 3-9 were probably my favorite), but in the end, I can always rely on Homer and his family to put a smile on my face.By: Frank Bilotta
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Nominated for 15 Golden Globes and 18 Emmys in its 13-season run, Dallas is one of the most memorable prime time dramatic series in television history. Initially airing in Spring 1978 as a mini-series, the show had all the elements necessary for a blockbuster soap opera: sex, suspense, wealth, opulence, fast cars, big houses, and of course, great villians. Probably the most famous villian of the era was J.R. Ewing, but it’s difficult to call him the villian when most viewers simultaneously rooted him on. With elaborate business dealings and family feuds abundant, Dallas spend most of the 1980s as either the number one or number two rated show on TV…
The Dallas (Season 4) DVD features a number of exciting episodes including the season premiere “No More Mister Nice Guy” in which the shooting of J.R. forces Bobby to temporarily take over Ewing Oil while his older brother recovers. The promotion slowly changes Bobby into the vindictive brother he always loathed. Meanwhile, Sue Ellen wonders if she shot J.R. herself while mired in the foggy haze of a drinking binge… Other notable episodes include “Start the Revolution with Me” in which J.R. attempts to orchestrate a counter-revolution in order to regain the Ewing’s Asian oil wells that were nationalized shortly before his shooting, and the season finale “Ewing-Gate” in which J.R.’s underhanded dealings in the Asian oil deals threaten to bring down all of Ewing Oil…
Below is a list of episodes included on the Dallas (Season 4) DVD:
Episode 55 (No More Mister Nice Guy: Part 1) Air Date: 11-07-1980
Episode 56 (No More Mister Nice Guy: Part 2) Air Date: 11-09-1980
Episode 57 (Nightmare) Air Date: 11-14-1980
Episode 58 (Who Done It?) Air Date: 11-21-1980
Episode 59 (Taste of Success) Air Date: 11-28-1980
Episode 60 (The Venezuelan Connection) Air Date: 12-05-1980
Episode 61 (The Fourth Son) Air Date: 12-12-1980
Episode 62 (Trouble at Ewing 23) Air Date: 12-19-1980
Episode 63 (The Prodigal Mother) Air Date: 01-02-1981
Episode 64 (Executive Wife) Air Date: 01-09-1981
Episode 65 (End of the Road: Part 1) Air Date: 01-16-1981
Episode 66 (End of the Road: Part 2) Air Date: 01-23-1981
Episode 67 (Making of a President) Air Date: 01-30-1981
Episode 68 (Start the Revolution with Me) Air Date: 02-06-1981
Episode 69 (The Quest) Air Date: 02-13-1981
Episode 70 (Lover, Come Back) Air Date: 02-20-1981
Episode 71 (The New Mrs. Ewing) Air Date: 02-27-1981
Episode 72 (Mark of Cain) Air Date: 03-13-1981
Episode 73 (The Gathering Storm) Air Date: 03-27-1981
Episode 74 (Ewing vs. Ewing) Air Date: 04-03-1981
Episode 75 (New Beginnings) Air Date: 04-10-1981
Episode 76 (Full Circle) Air Date: 04-17-1981
Episode 77 (Ewing-Gate) Air Date: 05-01-1981
August 2006 has already brought forth a few unforgettable reality television moments:
In one week I have seen a female contestant take a dump on an Italian marble floor during the first episode of Flavor of Love 2, Dwayne “Dog” Chapman marry his common-law wife Beth wearing a pair of white jeans and a white Chippendales vest on Dog The Bounty Hunter, Keith Michael get kicked off of Project Runway, and Gene Simmons introduce his new show “Family Jewels”—which might just be the most offensive and lame reality show I have seen since…..ever.
But, the reality TV moment destined to be watched on YouTube more than The History of Dance Guy goes to:
Flavor of Love, Season “Number Two”—a relationship/dating show featuring Flavor Flav of Public Enemy. You know Flav, right? He’s the guy who’s the size of a circus peanut and wears Movado clocks around his neck.
Well, Flav’s star is rising once again, and with moments like this he’ll be getting his own star on the sidewalk. (Sure it will be in Compton, but hey…give the Flav a break!)
This week an obscene amount of people tuned in to see greasy-faced Flavor Flav try once again to find his lady love. But, there were no ladies in Season 1. And this season looks worse. Within 15 minutes of being in the house, a contestant named H-Town (after her home city, Houston, TX) and another one whose name is PRONOUNCED Sapphire, but you’ll need a ghetto-momma translator to learn how to spell it, have a full on cat fight over a twin bed. Sapphire was carried out of the house by the butler, screaming about whuppin’ ass and her $800.00 dollar weave. H-Town was sent home with a posible concussion from the brawl. This scene, however, was DisneyWorld compared to the one that defined this episode. “Somethin,” a large, loud and “in- charge sista,” squat right down and emptied her intestines onto Flav’s marble floor. Rumor has it that Somethin’ actually tried to pick up her fecal matter and sneak up the stairs unnoticed. But, two things made an elusive exit impossible: one the stink that filled the room, causing Flav to exclaim “What’s that smell up in my crib??” and two, the fact that she dropped a piece of said fecal matter on the stairs.
Here’s an interesting fact most don’t know: Somethin’ is actually an internet adult entertainer. In other words, she is a skanky ‘net ho. The “skinny” is that Somethin’ was not sick as she claimed, but so loose in the nether-regions from her porn activity that things just, well, fell out.
VH1 relationship show “Flavor of Love 2″ captured the biggest season premiere audience ever for the cable network—which means there are a lot of sick freaks out there. Tune in next Sunday for more Flavor Flav.
In the late 1990’s a new HBO original series took America by storm. The Sopranos redefined the cable drama series genre with its unique look into the family life of a New Jersey mafia kingpin. Recipient of numerous Emmy nominations in the years since, The Sopranos has built a loyal following among television viewers and critics alike.
The Sopranos focuses on the life of Tony Soprano (James Gandolfini), a middle-aged father of two and the successful head of an organized crime family. He’s joined by his two kids Anthony and Meadow (Robert Iler and Jamie Lynn Sigler) and his wife Carmela (Edie Falco). Burdened by the stress of his job and family life, Tony often visits psychiatrist Dr. Jennifer Melfi (Lorraine Bracco), one of the few people outside the family that he can trust. Following a traditional soap opera template, The Sopranos provides fans with alternative view of the mafia lifestyle, one that’s not all the glory and craziness of The Godfather and Goodfellas, but more like middle-class America…
The Sopranos (Season 2) DVD offers a number of dramatic episodes including the season premiere “Guy Walks into a Psychiatrist’s Office” in which Tony firmly establishes himself as the leader of the New Jersey area while Dr. Melfi starts seeing a therapist of her own in order to deal with the guilt she feels for refusing to treat Tony professionally. Meanwhile, Christopher’s criminal enterprises in the “boiler room” bring thug violence into a professional workplace… Other notable episodes from Season 2 include “Commendatori” in which Tony takes a business trip to Italy with Christopher and Paulie, and “Full Leather Jacket” in which Carmela uses the power of her status as Tony’s wife to get a friend to write a letter of recommendation for Meadow…
Below is a list of episodes included on the Sopranos (Season 2) DVD:
Episode 14 (Guy Walks into a Psychiatrist’s Office) Air Date: 01-16-2000
Episode 15 (Do Not Resuscitate) Air Date: 01-23-2000
Episode 16 (Toodle-F***ing-Oo) Air Date: 01-30-2000
Episode 17 (Commendatori) Air Date: 02-06-2000
Episode 18 (Big Girls Don’t Cry) Air Date: 02-13-2000
Episode 19 (The Happy Wanderer) Air Date: 02-20-2000
Episode 20 (D-Girl) Air Date: 02-27-2000
Episode 21 (Full Leather Jacket) Air Date: 03-05-2000
Episode 22 (From Where to Eternity) Air Date: 03-12-2000
Episode 23 (Bust Out) Air Date: 03-19-2000
Episode 24 (House Arrest) Air Date: 03-26-2000
Episode 25 (Knight in White Satin Armor) Air Date: 04-02-2000
Episode 26 (Funhouse) Air Date: 04-09-2000
